Last night, South Park called President Donald Trump a Middle-Eastern dictator with a tiny dick who sues anyone and everyone who breathes a bad word about him. In response, the most terminally online president in history said… nothing?
Right now, the online right-wing comedy community is ablaze over the South Park Season 27 opener, “Sermon on the ‘Mount,” which recast the character playing President Trump from Mr. Garrison to Saddam Hussein himself. After a two-year hiatus that purposefully skipped the 2024 Presidential Election, Trey Parker and Matt Stone came roaring back into the zeitgeist with an entire episode condemning Trump’s culture of bigotry, his illegal executive orders, his open corruption, his shrimpy penis and his use of frivolous lawsuits to silence critics and solicit bribes.
Hell, Jesus Christ himself even appeared on the show to say of Trump’s unchecked power, “If someone has the power of the presidency and also has the power to sue and take bribes, then he can do anything to anyone!”
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But what Trump can’t do, apparently, is craft a snappy and timely comeback to the biggest haymaker any comedy show has ever landed on him during his time in the White House. At the time of writing, Trump, who will take to Truth Social to start a public flame war with any third-rate Fox News weekend commentator who fails to sing his praises, has yet to post an inflammatory retort to South Park’s no-holds-barred roast of him on any social media platform.
Maybe he’s still trying to figure out how Parker and Stone got ahold of this totally legit PSA footage:
Seriously, this is the same president who apparently watches every single late-night show just so that he can tweet something mean about Jimmy Kimmel’s haircut in real-time. Trump will start an online beef with any comedian, reporter, pop singer or animatronic puppet who dares to imply that he’s not the smartest, strongest, most big-dicked president in U.S. history, and one of the major rumored hold-ups in Paramount’s efforts to re-sign Parker, Stone and South Park to a contract extension was the pair’s potential volatility in a new Skydance-led pro-Trump regime.
So far this morning, Trump has only continued his passive-aggressive frenemy feud with Elon Musk instead of addressing the elephant in the room that is South Park’s evisceration of his policies, his integrity and his very manhood from underneath the Paramount umbrella. This is the media company that just paid Trump a $16 million “settlement” because he was butt-hurt that 60 Minutes interviewed a political rival and didn’t edit the segment to make her look insane like him, and Trump’s social media feed is decidedly lacking any all-caps calls for his Paramount cronies to cancel South Park for being mean to him.
If Trump can’t muster up the courage to start a social media slap-fight with South Park, then maybe they don’t need to fear his impotent rage after all — but that shouldn’t stop the show from producing 49 more PSAs.
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