Comedy
World’s Oldest Known Wild Bird Lays Egg At 74
Wisdom, a Laysan albatross and the world’s oldest known wild bird, laid an egg at the approximate age of 74, a feat given that members of the species usually only live for 12-40 years. What do you think?
“Does the world really need another Laysan albatross?”
Kimberly Zimmerling, Comma Expert
“This changes everything I thought I knew about albatross fertility.”
Johnny McMullin, Systems Analyst
“And yet Hollywood will try to tell you albatrosses are washed up by 8.”
Manny Rice, Video Clippist
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