Avast Ye Swashbuckling Cat Lovers!—for 25 Meowty Cat Purrates Are Here to Pillage Your Meme Ship

Ahoy, my fellow cat-loving scallawags! Today, ye walk the plank of life—but not before a quick chuckle at some cat memes. When the Seven Seas are angry and the siren’s song goes quiet, the wind is taken out of our sails, and it seems that all is lost in the doldrums. But what ye don’t realize is that these waters be inhabited by the likes of swashbuckling purrates—cat pirates—ready to pillage the likes of any King’s ship that passes through the Carribbean. 

Avast! The purrate kitties show no mercy, meowing and clawing their way onto the decks of our soul to sit on our shoulder like a loyal squawking parrot. 

Stealing hearts and brandishing the finest of the mainland’s cutlery, these mean bean felines take no prisoners, collecting hooman hearts like the mistress of the ocean. Once boarded by the finest feline ships in the bay, there’s no fighting the cuteness of the cat pirates, beloved buccaneers of mischief.