'My cat gaslight me': Person retells the hissterical story of how their sneaky cat made them believe their house was haunted

Cats are criminals. They are shameless criminals. And we mean that literally. We really do. Ever since we adopted our first cat, the crime rate in our houses skyrocketed, and it has never gone back down since. That’s the thing that people who hate cats complain about the most – the endless shenanigans, but not us. People like us who love cats… this is one of the things that we love the most about them. Life would be so boring without our cats being the chaos causers that they are. And this story is proof. 

This person can complain all they want about their cat gaslighting them, but we know the truth. No, no, it’s not that the cat didn’t gaslight them. The cat totally did. It’s obvious. It’s the fact that we know this cat owners loves this. We know that they will be telling this story over and over until the end of their lives. Because it’s awesome. Because this cat outsmarted them, made them think their house was haunted, and without this meowment, their life would be ten thousand times more boring.