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Double-Jointed Guy Blows The Fucking Roof Off Party Doing Weird Arm Things
BOULDER, CO—After he single-handedly transformed what was once a humble get-together into a full-on rager, bystanders reported Wednesday that double-jointed…
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LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that he was exactly who you wanted in your corner when shit hit the fan, the coked-up nation…
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