‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Mary Lynn Rajskub Is Sharing Gail the Snail’s Best Pickup Lines
Gail the Snail’s go-to move may be her infamous under-the-table hand jobs, but It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s resident Garbage Pail Cousin has a whole lot more rizz than just “mashing it,” as Frank Reynolds would say.
On Tuesday, actress Mary Lynn Rajskub headed to Instagram with a glimpse into some of Gail’s other not-so-smooth moves, offering up one of her character’s go-to pickup lines in a video seemingly clipped from a Cameo.
“It’s me, Gail,” Rajskub began the video, sporting Gail’s signature scrunchie and scowl. “Are you Wi-Fi? ‘Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.”
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Punctuating her line with one of Gail’s iconic slurps, she decided to let fans be the judge of her flirting chops with a simple question: “Salt or smash?”
“I want you to mash it,” commented one fan, while another took a page from Frank’s book, offering to pay up for more of Gail’s sensual slurping. “Where do I send my credit card number?” they asked.
Fortunately for that down-horrendous poster, you don’t need a wad of hundreds (or a magnum condom) to see more of Dee and Dennis Reynold’s slimiest cousin.
Back in March, Rajskub offered fans another update on Gail, revealing that her character is “still growing into her body” since her last appearance in “The Gang Goes Bowling” back in Season 16.
“Huh, jealous?” the Always Sunny staple lip-synced along to her lines from “The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention.” “I’m a woman now, I’m not a virgin anymore.”
Hearing about Gail’s late-onset bodily changes may still be awkward a decade and a half later, but as the snail herself once put it, “Mom, I’m sexually active now. Get over it!”
