John F Kennedy
These days, John F. Kennedy is remembered largely for getting shot within the head which, whereas admittedly badass, barely makes the highest ten of badass issues he is ever accomplished. Plagued with a foul again his whole life, Kennedy was disqualified from service within the military. As a substitute of utilizing this as an excuse to pursue the decidedly extra sane technique of staying the fuck away from explody issues, Kennedy had his dad pull a couple of strings so he may sneak his approach into the navy, the place he ultimately turned a lieutenant. Simply to get some perspective, Invoice Clinton dodged the draft, Grover Cleveland paid another person to go in his place when he was drafted, however Kennedy beat the system by forcing his approach into the navy. As soon as there he dealt with himself like a gravel consuming shit-miner, as an alternative of the wealthy Boston fairly boy he really was.
At this time, he is received his personal damned plane provider named after him.
Upon leaving the Navy, he took up boning on a close to full-time foundation. Positive, he dabbled in being a Senator and a President or no matter, however his full-time job was Pimping. In truth, if boning-your-girlfriend-right-in-front-of-you was a enterprise, you may wager your cuckolded ass that Kennedy would have been its District Supervisor.
Whereas virtually no two sources are in settlement as to only how a lot tail Kennedy snagged, historian John Richard Stephens says that “Kennedy confided with pals that he may solely be happy with three girls a day.” It is wonderful that, with all this boning, Kennedy did not lose focus and make any colossal screw-ups whereas in workplace, and-…What? Bay of what? Shifting on.